St Anthony's Fire
by Mark Gatiss


Publisher: Virgin
ISBN: 0 426 20423 9

     

    BASIC PLOT
    On the planet Betrushia, two groups of reptiles are concluding their war of racial purity. But beneath the planet's surface, a creature is lurking that will destroy all of creation if it's released. Above the planet, the Chapter of St Anthony is approaching, with their message of conversion or death.

    DOCTOR
    Seventh.

    COMPANIONS
    Benny and the woman (who transpires to be Ace).

    MATERIALISATION CIRCUIT
    Pg 36 The planet Massatoris.

    Pg 38 The planet Betrushia.

    Pg 137 In the rings above the planet Betrushia.

    Pg 161 Back where it was on Betrushia, but without the Doctor.

    Pg 247 On the bridge of the Chapter ship.

    Pg 268 On the bridge of the other Chapter ship.

    Pg 272 Back on Massatoris.

    PREPARATORY READING
    None.

    CONTINUITY REFERENCES
    Pg 3 "When they were dead, when the last of Neerid and Feeson's glutinous blood had disappeared into the inconceivable darkness, the polygon slid silently below the ground, gently excavating a pit for itself and its secrets." This is like Meglos, only this time the geometric shape is two-dimensional, at least according to its name, and has an unknown number of sides.

    Pg 19 "Threading her way through the long, white corridors which led away from the library." We saw a lot of this in The Dimension Riders.

    Pg 20 "As she stepped through the doorway [into the console room], she was shocked to discover the room in complete darkness." Reminiscent of Battlefield.

    Pg 21 "Bernice could make out most of the crumpled three-piece linen suit which the Doctor had recently adopted." White Darkness and not all that recently, to be honest.

    Pg 29 Reference to Ace's time in Spacefleet, which ended in Deceit.

    Pg 31 "One day, though, whilst working her way back from a tiny, shuttered room mostly crammed with unwound clocks, she had found the Eighth Door." Which is not the one to the Matrix from The Ultimate Foe.

    Pg 33 "It won't be long now.' This is foreshadowing Ace's forthcoming departure in Set Piece.

    Pg 36 "He splashed out of the water, a delighted little-boy's smile on his pixie-like features." The Doctor goes for a swim, which is reminiscent of The Enemy of the World. Though presumably not in his long-johns.

    Pg 37 "'I need time to think.' The Doctor was silent. Ace cuffed him playfully under his pointed chin. 'I did the same for you once, remember?' Love and War, one presumes, although this is something of a massive understatement.

    Pg 39 "Uprooted from her own time, set down in another, uprooted again, plonked down in the twenth-fifth century and so on and so on." Dragonfire, Dragonfire, Dragonfire, Love and War.

    Pg 44 "He passed his claw over the freshly restored St John's Ambulance badge." Which is very much back in the New Series, from The Eleventh Hour onwards.

    Pg 55 "And the odd hermaphrodite. Very odd, in fact." Alpha Centauri, from The Curse of Peladon, The Monster of Peladon and Legacy.

    Pg 69 "Priss looked about, his eyes glinting in the dismal light of the gas jets." What is it with Gatiss and gas lighting? See The Unquiet Dead.

    Pg 83 "She thought briefly of the splendor of the Silurian airships." Blood Heat.

    Pg 157 "Idly, he wished he still carried the specially adapted, vacuum-resistant propulsion-powered cricket ball which had got him out of that spot with the Urbankans." A thoroughly brilliant reference to Four to Doomsday.

    Pg 206 Reference to Ace's military training, again from Deceit.

    Pg 210 "And when we've finished with it, it will rest comfortably in absolution: a burning cinder in space." This is very nearly a quote from a line that the Doctor said in The Chase, except Hartnell screwed it up.

    Pg 227 "Revenge of the Chaptermen" is a silly chapter title that is designed to make you remember Revenge of the Cybermen. Unfortunately, by this point in the book, you do so fondly.

    OLD FRIENDS AND OLD ENEMIES
    None.

    NEW FRIENDS AND NEW ENEMIES
    Among the Ismetch: Portrone Liso, Ran

    Among the Cutch: Imalgahite

    Among the Chapter: Libon Fung

    CONTINUITY COCK-UPS

    1. Pg 29 "The coverlet of her bed would invariably be turned neatly down and her collection of stout boots arranged in order of size by the door." OK, I'm being silly, but why are her boots in different sizes? Are her feet dimensionally transcendental?
    2. Pg 30 "She had been wearing it less and less, the Doctor had been pleased to note." This refers to Ace's body armour, and it's hardly surprising that she had been wearing it less and less, since it was destroyed in Strange England.
    3. Pg 101 "Parva de Hooch tapped his pudgy little fingers on the elaborately carved wooden cabinet at his side." Except everywhere else, he's Parva De Hooch, despite the fact that the lack of capitalization on the middle word would be more normal.

    PLUGGING THE HOLES [Fan-wank theorizing of how to fix continuity cock-ups]

    1. Yes.
    2. Inevitably, Ace has several.
    3. His actual name is Parva de De Hooch, unlikely though it may sound. When more relaxed, he goes to the less capitalized version. Yes, this is the point at which the Cloister Library itself descends into self-parody.

    FEATURED ALIEN RACES
    Neerid and Feeson, from the Prologue, have long toes and yellow eyes. That's about all we know.

    The Ismetch and the Cutch are both reptilian races, tall, with snouts, scales, a crest, bulbous temples, tiny ears and tiny teeth.

    The organism created by the original inhabitants of Betrushia is a creature that was designed to assess fitness for survival and choke off the things it deemed inappropriate. Inevitably, it turned out that they had created something which was designed to destroy pretty much everything. Idiots.

    FEATURED LOCATIONS
    The North-Eastern jungles of the planet Betrushia. Local cities include Porsim, Arasa and Tusamavad. The planet is destroyed by the end of the book.

    The rings above the planet.

    The planet Massatoris, and its eleventh colony.

    The cathedral ship of the Chapter of St Anthony.

    All of this happens in 2148AD.

    IN SUMMARY - Anthony Wilson
    The NAs by numbers. A reptilian race, an evil lurking the depths of the planet, another party attacking from above. Technically, the book does all the right things, but somehow contrives to be utterly uninteresting whilst it's doing them. Endless repetitions of the creature consuming various people doesn't help either, and nor does the portrayal of Christianity, which is downright offensive. Just don't bother.